Theme Parks

How To Fix Millennium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run

Disney, my consulting fee is two (2) annual passes, please

May 30 •

My Ranking Of All The Rides (I went on) At Epic Universe

and also ranking other stuff

May 9 •

What’s The Next Major Style Of Theme Park Design?

Thank you for reading my book report

May 1 •

My Ranking Of All The Rides (I went on) At Hersheypark This Past Weekend

If you really think about it from first principles, is it actually any stranger to theme your rollercoaster to a candy bar than to a talking cartoon…

Apr 25 •

My Ranking Of All The Rides (I went on) At Universal Studios Orlando Resort This Last Weekend

Official, immutable, canonized

Jan 15 •

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